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I have these three costumes you could use, but I guess I'll just throw one away.
There. Finished. And only six missing pieces.
. . .who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly trained animals!
...persuaded to walk on dry land.
We have super powers, and we're Americans. This is our chance.
. . .under any circumstance.
...or your parents will be devoured by piranhas that I have, shall we say...
Look at me! Proud dad of a superhero! We should print up T-shirts!
-What if I've had a few? -Dad, you drink?
But if it must be so, then let a museum heist be pulled!
-That was uncalled for. -Animals, attack!
We've already scheduled the Zookeeper for a 9 a.m. foiling at the museum.
And a seldom-used crab named Lucky, a.k.a. Citizen Snips.
Are you off your rocket? Your parents are mutants.
Shh.
It's a big secret. That's why I'm only telling you two.
. . .and I just fell asleep for the first time in 30 years!
[BENDER GROANS]
[CHEERING]
You're not stealing anything! Nobody hit the deck!
GIVE SEVERAL REASONS WHY