Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Well, I guess in town I'll stay ♪

Yes. In fact, I just got a concussion from that discussion.

I got it. I got it. No, Fozzie. Do not answer that telephone.

Good? Piggy, honey, you're a ripsnorter.

Excuse me. I want to talk. Listen, you.

(seventh) ♪ Ow

(talking softly)

I present the singing team of Wayne and Wanda

That's your opinion. I'm gettin' outta here. No, you're not.

♪ Celebrational, Muppetational

because they forgot to pack their trunks.

Oh, sure, you can hold anything you want.

Olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé!

Oh, goody, goody.

Der flip-floppa der jacken flappen.

I have a gnawing feeling you're right. Let's tango.

on our show, we do not..."

Aah! Scooter (1985) - S06 E02 Human Kid On The Loose October 4, 1990

And now presenting the performing members of the Muppaphones.

Wayne and Wanda are the only truly uplifting act

(Muppaphones grumbling)

Join us next time on The Muppet Show!

(speaking mock Swedish)

The Water Department.

It seems to be attracting a lower class of animal.

Let's ad-lib it.

I'd never call myself a doctor.

that you shouldn't panic if you don't have a job.

♪ I started on a journey just about a year ago

(Latin accent) Well, yes, Kermit,

Well, we're not in any danger with your act.

OK, moving right along, friends. Stall, stall.