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♪ I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be ♪
It's wrenchin' time.
Feels like no matter what I start doing, I always end up loading and cleaning guns.
that would be better used to build your habitat.
♪ 'Round and around and  Around and around and around ♪
When you asked me out,
What the hell? Did you guys not hear me yelling?
Ah, I can't. It was an order.
[whispering] Hey, Captain Ali.
If you need help, I can help you out. Here...
General Naird, Chief Scientist!
How long have you been watching me, huh?
Agreed. They just trampled over the American Koran.
[Erin] Duncan, it's Erin.  Can you come get me?
I'm going into battle tomorrow.
[imitates explosion]
Even though it would probably ruin things.
-bull-in-a-China shop action. -[laughing]
No. They're a research center.
Whoa. What up, stalker?
How's it going, General?
Really?
Yeah.
No. None of the big doctor brains packed a hammer.
So are we.
Sir, I need to see some Space Force ID to let anyone inside.
You were ordered to order an attack, and I am ordering you to obey that order.
Boots on the moon.
we also have the capability to TP as well.
["Spaceman" by Harry Nilsson playing]
Nobody answer the phone for the next two hours.
for this battle plan to destroy this Chinese base,
I have to be prepared to order soldiers into battle.
-What are you gonna say? -I'm not gonna say anything.
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