Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Safe on the ground ♪

Help me defy an order.

Sometimes, provocation requires a show of force!

No, I know, but it's... I'm good. It's fine. Thank you.

I don't want to read that in a textbook.

passive-aggression.

-Oorah! -Hooah!

Can you please let me out?

Brown paper bag on fire, but there's poop in it.

Tying the family up and letting them think they're gonna be murdered.

I'm talking some serious

I'm not sure yet.

No, no. We're not going to nuke China.

Oh, for fuck's sakes, restrain him.

If you had any integrity at all, you would quit!

I may be called upon to make a decision that I have to be completely sober for.

Dad, Dad, I'm in the desert, west of town, with some sketchy dudes.

Don't you try and stop me, Brad!

The next resupply can't launch for a month, so...

♪ Safely to the sea? ♪

Our lead suggestion from the focus group

POTUS will be very happy.

you know, it'd be great.

are recorded for posterity, Captain?

Don't get captured like a bunch of losers,