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but I am not gonna be the perfect mom
so we're gonna start at the beginning.
No. My stomach literally cannot stretch
First male is out.
you've probably been dreaming about.
I felt all three kicking.
I am a monster.
talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him
Empire Strikes Back?
I expect it is.
I love you so much it hurts, and I haven't even met you yet.
You just sit there.
I don't need you to tell me she's gone.
to my swollen clown feet to get any of it done.
Nobody likes golf.
'Cause I really enjoyed having you as my sidekicks this year.
Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski,
Hello?
He is so perfect.
Mmm.
I love you.
I need to stretch. I'll grab it.
Who wants to go to the grocery store? Huh?
- It was stupid. - Yeah.
Oh, my God,
Okay. Shelly.
Um...
Thank you so much.
- We need to get you some new shoes. - Yeah?
♪ Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye... ♪
and we'll go buy some new ones.
Okay. What's your name?
He is your son, through and through, that's for certain.
It's hot.
Well...
he was literally left at our doorstep.
He's going to put us in his prayers.
Secret.
That is just some child...
Come on, it's not gonna be that bad.
♪ Uptight ♪
- Yeah. - We have three babies.
when it comes to me.
And I, uh...