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So, I'll meet you in the bedroom in five minutes.
Yeah, I just...
don't run away from this conversation.
Well, it takes time, is all.
Honestly, you're gonna be...
I felt all of them, Jack.
What? I'm in the middle of reading something.
I see.
I'd appreciate if everyone spoke at full volume.
Because your kids get everything else.
Jack, I have to pee.
It's okay.
Yup.
So, I guess what...
"You Are A Superhero. But Don't Kid Yourself
Okay, I'm ready.
then you will still be taking three babies
Nathan.
so I brought him here.
It's okay.
Just calling to wish you a happy birthday.
Something's not right.
Why don't you come out with me for a few hours?
Uh, Teddy?
Help me on with this bra. My tits are hanging on my enormous stomach. Pull up your shirt. I must come on that stomach and belly.
that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me,
It’s my husbands birthday today But I’m so pregnant with triplets and my shirt is too small for the triplet pregnant belly so half of my pregnant belly is hanging out of my shirt.
Oh, God. And I usually do this, like, really...
Couple with the triplets.
Stubborn as a damn mule.
What is that?
I know she's gone.
- I'm not done talking yet! - I'm just answering the phone, dear.
I'm dead.
Before you get arrested.
- Baby? - Something's not right.
It's got a real twist for an ending.
... told a young man about the baby, yesterday, hon.
Mom's gone, Dad.
You can squirt out the insides.
Your wife is in distress, Jack.
I got Twinkies.
I'm gonna go ahead and spare us
And you find an abandoned baby,
how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer