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- Night, Dr. Katowski. - Mm-hmm.
Birthday tradition doesn't care.
to promise now not to be mad at me.
Which kinda blows.
♪ Only shirt I own is hangin' on my back ♪
Just like that, like in the movies.
Hi.
- you know. - Ah.
No. No, no, no, you're lying to me.
And we-we have
must be working their magic.
- Okay. - So I'm gonna need...
Every morning, I open the, uh, medicine cabinet,
ask you for a little miracle.
Okay.
I've been terrible to your dad, who is just...
And they're all lining up to go down the waterslide,
I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here.
that I look forward to every year...
- I got it. - No, no, no. Jack,
A round of golf takes at least four hours...
Tony, Carl,
so stop asking me to.
talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him
I've seen what else is out there.
One, two, three.
Guys... ... when are you coming out?
and I kicked him out of the house.
Uh...
a grocery list or, you know, any conversation,
Don't worry about what just happened.
And you're gonna be the world's greatest dad.
Should I be dancing for my husband while pregnant with triplets Or the fact that I just had contractions
I, um...
When you hope someone likes the gift you got But they know you found it in the back of your closet
♪ Baby ♪
I totally forgot that it's Jack's birthday today.
a fancy chocolate almond cake
- Oh, happy birthday, man. - Happy birthday!
I'm very sorry.
at Froggy's, Jack!
Hot damn look how sexy my beautiful pregnant belly looks when my shirt can’t fit over it
scream obscenities like that before. Well,
and ruin the chances that you guys have
Did I say that?