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- I destroyed that videotape we made. - What tape?
I'm not interested unless it involves my loved ones, or possibly my wife.
I hate her for doing this to me.
Cos he never surprises us.
- Brace yourself. - What are you doing here?
Anyhoo, I'm thinking that probably you shouldn't come.
Ben, turns out cancer's the kind of ailment
Whether it's accepting it's OK to show your soft side once in a while...
but God bless him, he's gonna go ahead and wet the bed anyway.
I appreciate your concern, but you don't understand.
You know what I think? Good riddance to him. You'll find another tenor.
Hi, JD.
People singing happy birthday to my son who've never met him before.
As a doctor, you're around death so much, you get used to the guilt
You haven't noticed that my supporting cast in this Theatre of Hell
and then you can piss off for the afternoon
is because you have your own SpongeBob SquarePants costume.
- You'd be a butt face. - That'd be a funny nickname.
Ever since I started taking care of your patients, not one of them has died.
Roy, even though I never asked you to That is still just terrific news.
Forgive yourself for what went down the other day.
Hello, there.
I haven't paid my country club dues since '97,
but still wants to.