Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Are you kidding me? I got 100 guys who can fix a problem,

Do you want to hear it or not?

Well, maybe you shouldn't do that.

- Are you crazy? - My mom already died for nothing.

Are schools and offices so thrilling

What the hell are you doing?

Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!

I saved your sorry ass.

We e-mailed him. We got half the crew out doing petty crimes as bait.

- She's safe. - Can I see her?

Especially Katie Deauxma.

They're actually pretty good.

I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?

- We know the truth. Yeah. - Right?

What, this is my choice, I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?

You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.

- You don't actually read comics? - Yeah, I just started.

Well, you know, I mean, getting mugged...

Marcus became the child's guardian,

It's fucking insane. I'm in way over my head.

Yeah. Didn't see that, did you?

I know. But, Katie,

- Hey, get up. - No...

To the wall, Daddy. I know.

Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten.

I mean your real name.

Check this, you're gonna fucking love this.

Well, I guess folks have just had enough of living in fear, you know,

That fucking rocked. Who are you?

that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?

Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely, huh?

- One guy? - I think.

Apart from some messed up nerve endings,

I mean, I should probably start learning this stuff anyway, right?

Kids nowadays in their tights.

I guess we're not invited.

Look, I can take care of myself.

Thanks, Kick-Ass.

Me When I realized that verbalase is with Charlie Morningstar

Now switch to Kryptonite.

My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen...

Time for a family reunion.

Come on, sweet cheeks.

you're a superhero and you're lonely, but you can't trust anyone

and pulls his fucking lungs out through his ass.

I've only been back half a day,

And leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Just turn it on.

Okay, sweet. Well, I'll see you later.

edgewater isn't edgeswimming or edgeboating or edgekayaking or edgenosepicking or edgevanquishing or edgebumping or edgekicking or edgebottoming or edgeleaving or edgecrimping

or talking to my friend Todd on Skype...

pack up whatever you need and we'll go back to my place.

Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house!

He's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.

Like every serial killer already knew,

I've got $3 million in a suitcase.

turned out to be more of a lame cobra.

Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.

This is awesome! I look like fricking Wolverine.

Like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat, that kind of thing.

I got this e-mail from this chick.

- 'cause of the blood. - Right.

Fuck do I know? We're not making a fucking Hungry-Man dinner here.

So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.

I know that, dumbass.

I like Kick-Ass! His costume is crappy.