Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The bigger ones will be tougher, like,

I'll find the cuts somewhere else.

he should cut the Parks budget.

Look, this might be a good thing.

Well, I don't know the answer to that, Jennifer,

because Leslie Knope's going to come murder her kitty.

If I could just get a little bit more time,

One on the ottoman, one on the chair, one on the couch.

Okay, Leslie, there is nowhere else.

Oh, I just had five cats on me at once.

These are blank. Weird.

Hey. How is everyone?

A lot of these dogs have rescued people from burning buildings.

Oh, yeah. When we dated, he made me do it every week.

Is the coast clear? What are you wearing?

It is literally the most fun I have ever had.

Now, I am not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer, per se

And merely by agreeing to an activity you're not interested in,

Instead, you'd contribute to society like a man.

You know what? Why don't we just say

Hey, Ben. The pig ate your noise canceling headphones.

Meanwhile, you and I are going to look at the town budget,

Because you worked hard, this little terribly-dressed girl has a puppy,

I'm so, so sorry.

You just need to find a project you're passionate about.

You would no longer be a government parasite,

Yeah, he's gone. Come in. You got to see this.

Get back here and get your cats out of here.

and he's going to have to open his mouth.

I'm just really into you. Give me a spin, baby.

But first, there's a hot, spinning cone of meat

No, no, no, no. We can figure something else out.