Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You did ruin her life.

1 x 8653 = 8653

I said scram, grapey!

Spreadsheets were so elegant back then.

Mom, Dad, I can't believe I have to spend the rest of my life in this hellhole.

Bend it! Bend it! Bend it!

and the blood of your first-born children.

Shmeepers, it's the Land Titanic,

If those guys slack off for even a second, it could explode.

For, you see, generations of exposure to toxic sewage

Wow, it's ricketier than it looks.

It's coming loose.

On April 10, 2912, my late husband and I

Together, just like pieces of a

I'm 40% potato, but close enough.

I almost feel like we should do something to help her.

Well, they're with the chuds now.

Yucks. I picked the wrong day to wear my new Crocses.

As my mother held me tight,

I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators

Wait. You knowingly attempted to harbor a mutant?