Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Darn it, Bob, I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat."

Send me one, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, put me on that.

Someone's in a bad mood.

You have a better chance if you think Bob Vance.

And you didn't invite any of us?

instead of writing the caption directly under the picture,

Okay, Fanny Smellmore.

But you're not holding a cup of coffee or anything, are you?

What are you doing up here?

Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading.

She's smiling. She's happy. Oh, my God.

You suppose? What's it say?

Takes a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people.

There have been a few coincidences, that's all!

No, you can have your own opinion,

Orville Tootenbacher, that's Michael's millionaire character that

I wish I could understand you.

Wait... Sorry, when did you get married?

This way? This way? This way? I don't know. Do you know?

Let's go. Just a minute!

No, he ditched you, man. I saw him drive away.

Okay, it's two giant dogs with two giant palm trees

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

Unless we can all agree to some ground rules.

I’m obviously going to help you. Shut up.

on a regular-sized island.

Male, Caucasian, 40s, black hair, facial type, marsupial.

instead of throwing them all away later,

Just call... Call the office.

She's right. He went that way.

So, don't worry. Everything's okay.

and see if we could spot him on the street below.

Don't get hung up on just one girl,

I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-it notes

Oh, huh, an IM chat. Very clever. I'll just print that out.