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She tricked me into having sex with her.
What do I smell? I smell smoke.
Remember, whatever comes up first, okay?
Oh, for God's sake, Judy, pick up the sock.
- Oh, yeah. - All right, fine, I'll do it, but no talking.
It's frowned upon
- You mean the willy story? - Ha, ha. They already know it.
It wasn't easy, but it's your birthday and I did what I had to do.
SHrew
...but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday.
The maitre d' asked if you'd reconsider switching to a smaller table.
You said that was sexy.
...to be with her boyfriend.
Thanks. I'll put a lot of extra thought into your gift.
I'll have the, uh, soup and the salmon.
...tucked his willy between his legs...
Okay. Something to cover the smell.
I can't wait that long. You have to do something. Knock that door down.
So you've never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
It's a good toast.
Hey. - Ooh, and treat it is.