Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Waiter? All right, this is gonna go fast, so try to keep up.

No. It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work.

So you're going to put out that cigarette...

I understand. Separation is hard.

I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex with me if we were fighting.

Oh, my God, you know what? I think you're right.

But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.

Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.

And he got so upset he took off all his clothes...

Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip...

Oh, uh, can I make a special request?

- Well, did I leave the stove on? - You haven't cooked since 1996.

Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken.

I would never lie to get someone into bed.

We're waiting right here.

I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?

Happy birthday to you

You're about to see something special

- All right, I gotta go to the bathroom. - No, you can't go.