Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I demand reparations. I should get to sleep with Elaine.
I'm sure she'll come around.
...I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex.
George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you.
You know, we never had a bad conversation. Probably the reason...
But here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends
You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail.
Come on. There's gotta be something that'll change your mind.
Geoff recommends
I'll show her.
hello okay
What, you want my kidney?
-What's up with you two? -I don't wanna talk about it.
What if I got my nose pierced?
...you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did you?
I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes.
Yeah. How'd you do that?
Coach to India The only way to go
KEVIN WILLARD'S A FUNNY GUY
Texas Republicans are dreadful, dreadful people.
No good. Too many people know the combination.
Heischober loves butt plugs
That's right. My birthday wish was that you drop dead.
Newman.
All web services are APIs... ...but not all APIs are web services.
What are you, a scientist?
I'll have the clams casino.
-...since fourth grade. -Didn't I beat you up in fourth grade?
I wish I don’t drop dead!
Call us Usha and JD.
George, I've used the bathroom. It's fine.
Well, wait a minute. Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
It’s in the vault!
And they call it the World Wide Web. You can e-mail anyone!
Come on. Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish.
Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding.
-Are you all right? -Of course I'm all right.
I’m all awkward pauses.
What about a crockpot liner?