Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Jerry, would you make the call? -What call?

The reason she sent me an invitation is so I'd send a gift.

-Jerry. -You know, coffee grinder's nice...

If I had to go to india, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

So how was the big trip?

Florida is a dreadful, dreadful place

Texas is a dreadful, dreadful place.

You know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret.

And they call it the World Wide Web.

and they call it the world wide web.

You know, it's the only country that still has the plague.

-Why? -ln any other shoe, I lose 2 inches.

I can't believe we went all the way to lndia for a wedding.

I'll meet you down there.

smeels a little funky. -I'm sure it's fine

-Nina, hi, it's Jerry. -You're sure you never slept with her?

Well, guess what, FDR?

I’m all awkward pauses.

You were supposed to give me your birthday wish. Now you've wasted it.

Spite never sleeps!

Good one. Very funny.

This is gonna be great!

You just asked me two minutes ago.

I’m triple wishing

I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.

-I'm going to Newman's. -Great, I love Newman.

I'm all awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.

My last five birthday wishes came true.

Beauty and brains…

-By flying half way around the world? -Spite never sleeps.

I don’t know what that means

Come on, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant?

You were gonna tell me all about George.

Oh, this is my fiancÈ. Pinter, say hello.

I think it's the stench of death.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too

I mean, the plague.

What combination?

-For how long? -Three days.