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and they call it the world wide web.
-lt was great talking. -Great talking to you.
Hey, Koko wants me to drop dead.
We were too compatible. Our conversations were so engrossing.
I'm sure it's fine
Your Invitation must have gotten lost in the mail
You can stick your grievances in a sack
You can stuff your happies in a sack, mister.
-Perfect. -Hey, how about my friend George...
My best friend is trying to get married here.
I mean the plague, please!
-Peter. -Oh, no. It's Pinter.
Really?
I mean, the plague! Please!
So who cares about that?
-Oh, French fries. -George.
Everyday is my birthday.
I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
Timberlands
I made a wish on a shooting star last night and I wished against your wish.
I knew it. Stupid David
I win, I don't drop dead and I get 1 00 percent anti-drop-dead protection.
2009/07/12 is Fireside Girls in Golf House Wyre Forest
Oh, jeez.
-Do you think she likes me? -Sure.
-Yes, Jugdish. -Hey.
There were no awkward pauses. I need an awkward pause.
-Hi, Elaine. -Hey.
Super Bowl MVP
-You need any help or--? -No, thanks.
...but registered mail is not necessarily certified.