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Anything you wish.
I don't know what that means.
But here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends.
...painted black?
That would be pretty freaky.
Watch it, funny man.
I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought.
...and just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look.
Since 4th grade
Wait, if you make a birthday wish out loud, it doesn't come true.
-5'8. 5'7. -See?
And what better way to pass the time than gabbing with my best friend.
Nina.
If I had to go to lndia, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
Ice it up, nice and hard.
No, actually, it's Kramer.
Scottsdale is a dreadful, dreadful place.
Elaine, do you notice George was acting strange the whole flight?
That's funny. As it happens...
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.
5'8. 5'7.
Now, drop dead.
Oh, hi.
-Where'd you get that one? -It's an expression.
I'm not gonna sleep with you.
That's just a silly superstition.
Well, I can't have this hanging over my head. It's bad mojo.
That doesn't punish Spotify. It punishes families, and cruelly, I might add.
You win, you get your wish, I drop dead.
I'm not gonna tell you any more things.
Smells a little funky. -I'm sure it's fine.
...or a coffee maker. Everyone likes coffee. Maybe you should go get--