Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, uh, do you want a drink?

Whoa, whoa. You picked up a nun?

that some of our young men play on.

- So where'd you get your fat butt? - [KIDS LAUGH]

cross-town matchup between the Sox and the Cubbies tonight at Comiskey.

[CROWD CHEERING]

I think it's wonderful that you're teaching these boys to play baseball.

Conor, I do this to give something back to the community.

- Coach. - Good to see you, Jefferson.

[KIDS CHATTERING, YELLING]

♪ Come and set me free Come and set me free ♪

Look at you. I could tell right away you weren't a broker.

- Up yours. - Oh, really. What's with the wagon?

You don't want to do it, give me the check back.

[KIDS LAUGHING]

- Yeah. - That's a biography.

That was nice, what you said.

♪ Baddy, Baddy, The pitcher's name is Baddy! ♪

Coach, I can't pitch. These guys are really gonna sweat me.

- BOY #2: Let's go, pitcher! - BOY #3: Come on, Miles!

- Hand over the bag, punk. - Got it. Let's go, let's go!

- Five-hundred, right? - Every Monday.

Jackass. Keep chasin', punk.

We've got Andre, Ray Ray, Clarence.

Whatever, man. I don't wanna walk through folks' loop. Damn the Disciples.

and the other team would have five kids.

- Yeah? - I'm alone, I promise.

- Who's got number ten? - Ten.

Yeah, bitch, we the Kekambas. So what's up?

♪ There go the click-click, 977 what? ♪

I’m Looking For The Cavs To Let Em Know

Because the two best records in Division A play to see who goes to the 'ship.

Thanks. This is the biggest shirt we've got, all right?

♪ 'Cause I see some ladies tonight That should be havin' my baby ♪

We goin' to the 'ship!

Yeah, just sometimes I lose the rhythm.

♪ Y'all gonna make me go all out ♪

between 4:00 and 5:00.

But... but I wanna play. [SNIFFLES]

Suits at Smyth and Stevens took shit from one of the kids

You know all this?

Duffy, you knew my dad.

I'm Conor O'Neill. I wanted to talk to you about...

- ♪ I can see the light shining ♪ - ♪ The world's turning ♪

Account 27, Kekambas.

♪ Ain't no fun like a game of hardball ♪

I've had some of the best fifth graders in the world,

[CROWD CHEERING]

They're under the religious statue on my dresser.

♪ Strike two, right before your eyes ♪

[CROWD ROARING]

- Let's eat. - Okay.

[CHANTING] Bua Was! Bua Was! Bua Was!

What's the point of the league, Coach?

Damn Headphone Boi, you don't even know how to throw the fukkin ball!

He threw the ball. Andre caught it. Andre say, "Pay me my money."

I'm only helping out with the team for two weeks,

♪ So many back-to-back hits They call me Little Sammie Sosa ♪

- ♪ I can feel heaven, yeah ♪ - ♪ Heaven is over me ♪

All right, listen up, Kekambas, back on the field.

[TEAM MUTTERING]

I heard about the baseball game. The boys loved it.

- The guy in the cement plant? - Fink the cement guy, why?

♪ Pitch three, this one's to the wall ♪

The league says we can't start another inning after 6:30.

["HARDBALL" BY SAMMIE PLAYING]

Why can't we go in right now?