Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[IN UNISON] Glock, nine millimeter.
We gonna play tomorrow
MAN #2: Whoop his ass!
My associate, James Fleming, is in New York for three weeks,
It'll be okay.
- ♪ Down ♪ - ♪ Down on me ♪
Here's your roster, schedule, Sugar Babies, inhaler.
They grabbed me outside the United Center.
people can hear your screams...
♪ All over some dumb, ain't that some ♪
Coach, I need a shirt.
This is my sister's boy, Raymont.
- Yeah, keep going, sucker. - We goin' to the 'ship by ourselves.
Shit!
Give it to Jamal.
♪ Strike three, I got you out ♪
Are you on crack? You laid 12 grand on those bums?
TICKY: Come on.
People like me make people like you feel better about your tiny life.
["WHERE THE PARTY AT" BY JAGGED EDGE PLAYING]
With two strikes and our hopes dwindling...
and that is the coach of the goofiest team in the league.
I can't have this kid out here with these things on.
- I told you, I coach for money. - Well, I teach for money.
♪ 'Cause I see some ladies tonight That should be having my baby, baby ♪
- What did you say? - I believe he said,
- Ed? Pleasure. - How you doin'?
- ♪ The storm is over ♪ - ♪ The storm is over now ♪
No bullshit to keep betting.
I was down 11 grand before I made this bet.
Conor O'Neill, coach of the crack babies.
- Come on, man, pitch the ball. - Center!
It's great of you to take the time out.
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my cool ♪
If you can't field a team, the league will drop you.
What do you do around here for fun?
[CHANTING] ♪ Baddy, Baddy, The pitcher's name is Baddy ♪
Hey, listen. Why don't we have dinner tonight?
I'm interested in anything I'm supposed to be interested in.
- There's no more shirts in the box. - Nope.
I'm first, O'Neill!
All right, Andre.
This is Darryl Mackey. He's the president of the league.
I'll give you two loge seats for the Bulls-Mavericks on Sunday.
♪ But then I climbed the hills And saw the mountains ♪
I’m Looking For The Cavs To Let ‘Em Know
Aw, fuck this.
[CONGREGATION] Praise Jesus.
Your fault, Dre.
Ms. Wilkes said she had a good feeling about you,
- Five-hundred! Every Monday! - You bet. I'll see you.
CONOR: G-Baby.
Where's my shirt?
[CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING]
- Out! - Good going, Miles.
Nah, that's not gonna work.
Come on, baby, you can do this!
♪ Models and models talking all of that ♪
if you don't get to pad it once in a while?
Did you read the book?
Look, I know you don't work at Smyth and Stevens.
We got Vancouver, Saturday night. We'll cover again. 24 grand.
What do you got, six or seven kids?
- UMPIRE: Safe! - [KIDS CHEERING]
- You here to tell us you quit? - That's old news.
21-year-old John Garland
We gonna play tomorrow
- More than that, I use The Bear. - What's The Bear again?
♪ All your men up in the jail before ♪
KID: Hey, wait up!
Ticky, shut up.
- You want to pitch, Miles? - Yes, sir.
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
What?
He hit a shot down the first base line.
- All right. - COMMENTATOR: Jones fires!
♪ Throwing eggs at the chickenheads Beggin' on the curb ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
You know that I'll pay it all back.
You said, "This is O'Neill, number 55. What's my limit?"
Okay. Okay, I'll take you to see Fink.
O'Neill! Gino, get him!
- We practicing today? - Not today.
[JIMMY SIGHS]
G, hang on. I wanna talk to you.
What's wrong?
If Fink thinks we're coming, we should at least stop by.
The other day...
and they're not emotional about it.
['BALL GAME" BY DA BRAT PLAYING]
♪ Waves his hands in the air If you a true player ♪
Wait, Ticky. You gotta get $1,200.
VENDOR: Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!
[LAUGHING]
Why did you keep them so late?
Those two kids there...
Andre, that's enough.
We're just trying to save everyone a whole lot of trouble, okay?
Let's go, Bua Was, let's go!
who got beat up after practice,
♪ I hollered help cause I was lost ♪
Bullshit. First lie.
[CHEERING]