Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your wife Sarah put you up to this.
Little Miss Lonely Farts
What is, everything?
# Loneliness and degradation #
Not now, Mom! I'm suicidal.
What do you want me to do?
I mean, I was, but- yes.
I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment!
Hey, look, man, all genres of gothic subcultures
I confronted her, and she was all like, "I am emo,
But-
Shizuka may be scene but... They called Shizuka an emo.
Save some people, so some other people can be lame?
All she does now is hang out with the douche bag scene kids.
Wait a minute, where the hell is Edgar Allan Poe?
Does she still seem better?
They made Shizuka emo!
What is the difference?
That's more like it.
[cheers and applause]
Well, that's your name, isn't it?
All: Shoot it!
God, you guys are so lame.
And I'll bet you it's this little nigger right here.
Henrietta, I baked cookies for your new little emo friends.
and all you've done since then is waste our time.
Not me. I just work for them.
at a camp for troubled teens was a setup?
Shizuka, I baked cookies for your new scene and emo friends.
Hey, these are just plants.
but we have to walk right into the middle of the vampires
I never thought it would end like this.
Oh, my God, for two weeks?
You fucking conformists!
after us emos take over the earth?
This is fucking ridiculous! What's wrong with you?
who have a child that is "emo." What?