Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[deep voice] Join us.
South Park OC meetup
Wait, I thought we were cynical.
and their poser-ass denture-like fangs.
[knocking at door]
Thanks, you guys.
You have to help us stop the emos.
so I can see this black world no more."
That blonde emo in there is Sarah Collins.
We made Shizuka emo!
So why do you think they called her that?
[music stops]
The Ones That Got Away
Yes, I understand.
Goths' darkness is nihilistic, whereas emos' is cynical.
It's him! It's Edgar Allan Poe.
Make me, vampire boy.
Marietta, I have dinner ready.
We have to stop this thing at its source.
# I'm only happy when I'm in pain #
- [ominous voice] Looks like it's over, Harold Flannigan!
We might as well join 'em.
Emos? Oh, my God, emos are such wannabe scene kids.
This calls for a summoning.
and ask them for help.
Yes, emo king, right away.
Yeah, I'm cutting myself
Just let the spores inside you.
until I probably get picked up and gangbanged by criminals
This place gonna fix you, make you normal child!
No, I mean Henrietta.
Stop calling me a princess.
Hi Sir! Just So You Know, We Love Klaus So Much!
for troubled kids like you and-
Okay, hold up. Hold up!
Death and dispair
if one of you ain't who they say they is
and turning them emo.
Emo-claris Americanus- wonderful species,
Oh! Oh, thank God you're here.
It is our time.