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[music stops]
Marietta, I have dinner ready.
Oh! Oh, thank God you're here.
It is our time.
The Ones That Got Away
# I'm only happy when I'm in pain #
until I probably get picked up and gangbanged by criminals
Stop calling me a princess.
Yes, emo king, right away.
Wait, I thought we were cynical.
and turning them emo.
This place gonna fix you, make you normal child!
so I can see this black world no more."
Yes, I understand.
Okay, hold up. Hold up!
for troubled kids like you and-
This calls for a summoning.
It's him! It's Edgar Allan Poe.
So why do you think they called her that?
That blonde emo in there is Sarah Collins.
Thanks, you guys.
- [ominous voice] Looks like it's over, Harold Flannigan!
We have to stop this thing at its source.
and their poser-ass denture-like fangs.
We might as well join 'em.
[knocking at door]
and ask them for help.
if one of you ain't who they say they is
You have to help us stop the emos.
[deep voice] Join us.
South Park OC meetup
Emos? Oh, my God, emos are such wannabe scene kids.
We made Shizuka emo!
Make me, vampire boy.
Just let the spores inside you.
Yeah, I'm cutting myself
Goths' darkness is nihilistic, whereas emos' is cynical.
Emo-claris Americanus- wonderful species,
Death and dispair
No, I mean Henrietta.
Hi Sir! Just So You Know, We Love Klaus So Much!