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I won't come back because I'll be fucking dead.

Can they have? [bus approaching]

If there is some kind of black magic at work,

I gotta run home, but I'll be there in ten minutes.

God, TikTok is for such wannabe hipsters.

I'm not a fucking emo.

# Posers spouting, "Let's go shopping" #

Yeah, so listen, call up Firkle,

[all snarling and hissing]

It's the goth kids!

I am Mike, your Lord and Dark Master, per se.

And she was like, "Yeah, soon it will be too late."

Like, maybe they knew what they were doing.

They don't even understand me.

Are we really doing this again?

[thunder crashing]

I was thinking, maybe they just made you confused at that place.

if I get sent to that camp and I come back emo,

There must be something else going on here.

No, they're just, like, ficus plants in vibrating pots.

I can't right now.

What’s Your Problem? Frank!

The leader, over there!

Whoa. That's pretty hard-core.

You’ll… Never… Shut Down… The Real… Napster! What’s Your Problem? Bradley, What Did You Do? Michael, What Do We Do? Henrietta, Henrietta, Calm Down. Can You Wiggle Your Nose? Uh-huh, I Did It, Michael! Michael? Michael: (Screaming) (Crying)

until I'm bleeding out my fucking eyes.

No, you just kind of did it on your own.

And if you want my help,

into emos when really they're exactly the same thing?

I just want to escape, so she can't hurt me anymore.

but he's been dead for 150 years.

Really? Shoot a plant?

# Heading out to South Park 'cause I cannot unwind #

Okay, okay, look, emos are more prone to suicide...

[knocking at door]

But goths are more prone to be depressed

[indistinct chatter]

She won't even look at us.

and we torched the plant leader.

I feel like we're being watched.

Don't you remember? Yeah, I remember.

This is your plan?

She didn't call me a bitch,