Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're-you know, they're posers.
Not now, lady, we're really depressed.
- Do you mean- - Yes, my child of darkness.
No, you gotta listen to me!
Shut up, Mom, go away.
This is the noon meeting of the vamp kids.
God, she just never stops!
[laughs] I guess I should have figured it out.
I can't believe parents would do that to their child.
Hey, just so you all know,
I can't, I'm too depressed. I keep cutting myself.
it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
What?
She said that her parents called her an emo
they are totally fucked up.
I'm not a flipping emo.
Ha ha, I got you! [laughs]
and she actually apologized to me.
[audience snarling]
God, vampires are such wannabe carnivores.
of the vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not the plan.
Uh-oh he got you there
Okay, look, we're running out of time.
# So I'm goin' down to South Park #
Just the usual group therapy crap.
They made her emo!
Make me, poser.
[school bell ringing]
And you say she just showed up like this?
He said he was over this
Uh, yeah, it kind of does.
and we should have Fall Out Boy play at the Super Bowl.
[gasps]
and their poser-ass plastic fangs.
But then I started thinking,
One of you might already be turned.
[plants rustling] Ahh!
Oh, my God, it's worse than we thought.
Okay, different how?
I just can't believe it.
and emos are going to rule the world."
You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?
Marietta, I made breakfast for your new little emo friends.
God, he is such a downer.