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I can't believe parents would do that to their child.
Uh, yeah, it kind of does.
What?
- Do you mean- - Yes, my child of darkness.
and she actually apologized to me.
Oh, my God, it's worse than we thought.
[plants rustling] Ahh!
You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?
Make me, poser.
I just can't believe it.
Hey, just so you all know,
Ha ha, I got you! [laughs]
And you say she just showed up like this?
and emos are going to rule the world."
[audience snarling]
They're-you know, they're posers.
No, you gotta listen to me!
# So I'm goin' down to South Park #
Shut up, Mom, go away.
[school bell ringing]
I can't, I'm too depressed. I keep cutting myself.
God, vampires are such wannabe carnivores.
God, he is such a downer.
God, she just never stops!
Not now, lady, we're really depressed.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not the plan.
it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
One of you might already be turned.
Just the usual group therapy crap.
[gasps]
they are totally fucked up.
This is the noon meeting of the vamp kids.
But then I started thinking,
Okay, different how?
and we should have Fall Out Boy play at the Super Bowl.
Okay, look, we're running out of time.
Marietta, I made breakfast for your new little emo friends.
[laughs] I guess I should have figured it out.
Uh-oh he got you there
of the vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se.
She said that her parents called her an emo
and their poser-ass plastic fangs.
I'm not a flipping emo.
They made her emo!
He said he was over this