Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We only cut two classes,

(warning beep) Uh-oh.

When Haley finally gave me a chance to hear myself think, it hit me.

to race back for her 3:00 staff meeting.

She could lose a couple of pounds anyways.

I can't believe I agreed to ditch with you 'cause you gave me half your Brie sandwich.

Who else would want a record of this fever dream? PEPPER: Oh!

One birthday present. Wrapped in baby-shower paper.

Well, now I'm stumped.

It was like being back in my village, watching for the marauders.

JAY: And I'm going...

No. Stay here. I'll do it. No, you can't!

How can we RSVP to wedding invitations that we never got?

It's been sitting under a tarp in my garage for six years. You've got to dial it way back.

I'm FaceTiming Alex. She'll know what to do.

When we had money, we spent it all on drunken sailors.

Don't worry. Mom made those on the off chance what everyone knew was gonna happen, happened.

I can't have this fight again. I saw you ogling him.

Oh, but my mom's still on her way. Oh.

You left your phone on your desk.

I kind of made a habit of it.

Don't open that!

Too tired for golf. Where's Joe?

Sure. But, honey, I think I slept weird.

You're the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I bought that churn out of a SkyMall catalog after three Bloody Marys.

But with Claire running a company and being a better mom than ever,

Luke and I have some homework to do upstairs.

I finally got him to sleep.

Why don't we greet your mom with the smell of fresh-baked cupcakes?

My super-awesome family was throwing me a surprise early birthday party.

They say it takes a village to raise a family and run a company.

They didn't budget a staff meal.

No, I do. My mom's got a "date" with her new boyfriend,

(sobbing) What's to become of us?