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(whispering) Damn it.
You knew the rules when you married a drummer. (imitates rimshot)
(sighs) This is mortifying.
## (Muzak)
Nah, I can't enjoy that. I keep thinking about that girl's father.
I don't know who made that ice cream,
Or I forgot to meet the electrician today
We couldn't help overhearing you talking about you overhearing you overhearing you.
I was overhearing you guys-- Good Lord, it's like a game of princess telephone.
Even if all 14 traffic lights on her route were green, this task would be--
Might as well. Come on, Lily. Let's go dance.
Nice and easy.
I have to make a lasagna for Luke's team dinner. I can't miss that meeting.
why is almost everyone here treating us like pariahs?
leaving her a scant eight minutes at school pick-up time
Where is our table? There are no more tables.
I said I would switch with you at dessert.
now I am going to go take a little walk.
The minute that kid falls asleep, that plane goes Amelia Earhart.
(crying) Maybe this is why nobody wants us around.
- I don't know how you do it all. - Love you!
- What's up, Luke? - Computer glitch. Screen's frozen.
I have never seen anyone so mad.
I'm sure that's half the appeal.