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(woman moaning)
Hey, you know what? I could do some of that kid stuff tomorrow.
(clattering)
If I lie down next to it, will you push it over on me?
(together) Damn it!
Here is my card, and just to be clear,
(electronic screeching)
Did the kids like it? They loved it.
Mom, I know you're really busy at work, but--
I-- I'm so damn busy trying to be the perfect mom and the perfect boss.
(sighs) All right?
Yes. Punish me, ground me.
With all his crying, I didn't sleep four hours. I didn't close my eyes.
Oh, my God. It froze on that?
she allegedly ran today and time it out.
Come, cariño. There's a vending machine in the lobby.
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Sorry I'm late, guys, but fear not.
I'm just saying we're getting a little bit sloppy.
I was actually writing a term paper right when the lights went out, and--
-(whimpering) - Why is Stella going crazy there?