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Or the talented people who planned this wedding.
Sorry. I'm in a mad rush to the mashed-potato bar to restock something called... fixin's.
Uh-- Oh, how come you're home so early?
- Thank God you don't have a daughter. -(electronic screeching)
but Daddy was about to churn up a frosty bowl of "Mom's a big fake."
churn, wrap and frost,
Hi, Marianne. (chuckles nervously)
- What? - We should send her a picture of us eating it.
What are we gonna do? My mom's gonna be home any minute.
Besides, you didn't even have a blanket.
Thank God that Joe has a playdate.
Are you sure that's not the cash bar talking? Of course not.
It's kind of ghoulish. Ghoulish?
Joe fell asleep in the car, and I don't want to wake him up. Okay.
Damn it! The dog food.
Hey. "That" has a name.
Although that party-crashing apple slice turned out to be a welcome plus-one.
- Let me see. - I'd rather not.
So, porn. I have to finish this paper. I'll call you in an hour.
A lot of unanswered questions here, it seems like.
They're judging me?
and just juggling for 30.
It's just-- I'm too tired to play golf.
We do the bargain ones as Sherman Saltzman Events,
-(whimpering) - She wants to get out. I'll take her.
It's a good thing I came when I did.
Mitchell, stop it. What? Huh?
What could you have possibly done?
I remember. I'm gonna get on that
so one of us is passing out tonight.
would push you further in that direction.