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as soon as I'm done with my open house.
Are we on some sort of gay blacklist?
I'm trying to figure out how your mom's getting all these things done by herself.
(watch beeps) Impossible.
- I didn't hear you come in. - That's good.
(shouting) Come with me, Mom! Let me show you around the rest of this dream house!
Not me. You two!
Don't be mad at your mom for underestimating me.
What? You don't like our dancing?
Please, tell me it worked.
I-I wasn't there for my daughter at all.
I'm using store-brand Gouda and this domestic mustard.
Of course you put people off. It's just not classy.
You say that you love it, and you feed it to the dog?
I really need that dress for an event--
(sniffs, groans)
- Why? - Why?
What's up with Stella? JAY: Where have you two been?
45 minutes.
Where am I getting the present?
The ingredients are in here.
Gloria makes this Colombian dish I loved when we were first dating.
- (electronic screeching) - MANNY: Is that Joe's plane?
- It's all him, by the way. - No kidding.
- Hey there, cutie pie. - Thank you, Alex, but could you hurry and call us back?
Looks like you rescued those cupcakes from a burning bakery.
No, we haven't said hello to the grooms.
Mm-hmm. All the impossible errands, the fancy sandwiches.
- (door opens, closes) - (sighs)
Very interesting. Have a good time at the wedding. Bye, Jotham.
We didn't get those invitations.
But I'm outsourcing the one job that means the most to me.
Let's not.
Ben, we gotta stop doing this.
Oh, honey, don't even worry about it.
I didn't want the Brie on the sandwiches to get runny.