Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She seemed really upset, so I took care of it. It was boy stuff.
- PHIL: Hey, honey. - Oh, cupcakes, present, dress.
I'm not sitting there. You're sitting there.
What else have you been lying about, Jay Kennedy Pritchett?
Whoever we ask to fix this is gonna see what we're watching and think we're pervs.
I'm on my way to pick it up, Stan.
We are so far away from everything.
I couldn't get that present for my roommate. Or my dress from the cleaners.
How could we? She made us this fresh hand-churned ice cream.
- (exhales) - Oh!
And, uh, that's it.
see Stan at Best Buy for Alex's present,
Before you say anything, I only put this on because I didn't--
Just so you know, women are not all vacuous nymphomaniacs
(scoffs) Snubbed at this wedding, not invited to two others.
Why don't you put a sign on him saying, "Free coyote food"?
Thank you, Claire. Thank you.
Don't remind him. He's happy now.
We cause an emotional scene everywhere we go.
(clicks)
Best mom ever. Hugs!
You didn't type "blah, blah, blah," did you?
Could Claire be using an assistant?
And they say casteism in india wasn't a big deal
then speed home, where she could start baking the cupcakes,
It's our own fault we're poor.
Phew. I'd like to see the look on "Mawianne's" face
(phone rings) Hello?
We're just glad that it's something we're so good at.
Lily, did you RSVP to some weddings and not tell us?
Okay. Aw. Wait, guys.
The cupcakes for the bake sale. Okay.
Yeah. I should get back to the office.
No daddy-kisses till Sunday after she eats this.
The last time I left Joe sleeping in the car--