Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Cupcakes. Prese--

What? N-- Just until things cool off.

- It's under "Dunphy." - Thanks, honey.

Oh, no. No! Damn it.

Could you please get that off my mom's computer?

Honey, where's Joe? Sleeping in the car.

But you know the saying-- All good open houses must come to an end by 2:00 on the dot.

All these errands I have to do for my boss.

No, I had it before.

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Oh, Cam.

How about this ghoulish profession

"Sure, Mom. Over there where that naked girl's entertaining her school's basketball team."

During the last toast, I saw them clink the glasses before the sound actually reached us.

What's going on? You've wanted to leave since we got here.

She'd be snoring in minutes. Piece of cake.

Oh. Claire, I'm so sorry.

- Number 65. - Where are our friends?

Yeah. Uh, this is Manny. Marianne used to be our babysitter.

Before you open this, I just want to say this is not the kind of thing I'm usually into.

I could easily knock out a lasagna for you.

Failip Hum-fail Dun--

Do you think it's weird-- That we weren't invited to Adam and Michael's

Are you gonna finish this?

Adam and Michael last weekend and Felix and Jordan...

(Stella whimpering) Yeah, I know we're out of dog food.

(sighs) Mitchell, maybe it's-- Shh! Shh, shh.

Bye, you dirty little boy!

I've been juggling work and family for 22 years

Uh, hang on, Phil. I'm in the middle of something.

- HALEY: How could you? - LUKE: You were supposed to be my hero! You let me down!

Oh, Pepper. Pepper. Do you have any idea why--

Turns out, it just takes one little suck-up from Marketing named Ben.