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The car is stolen, your license is fake.
- Can I have it? - No.
- Embezzlement. - Been there.
- $483. - Jesus!
Writing a sermon in my head
We have everything we need, the baby and the hash stuff in the trunk.
Nance? You in there?
What? What now?
Put this crap away!
All right. We're clean.
The guy didn't die.
Sold.
Assistant Pastor Ted will come and get you when we're ready.
Everybody, come on. Up off your asses.
It's pretty much the end of the road. So, what happened with you guys?
This is Billy.
And you're the pastor. Randall Newman?
So, when...
I want to stay here for a while. Can we stay for a while? I wanna stay.
Nope.
We're making hash.
I think the Holy Spirit was actually moving through me.
I'll lead in the Godmobile. You follow.
Get in the truck. Come on.
Not yet, but...
Wash him of his sins like river currents.
- Sorry. Okay. - We got company.
Taking my grandmother's water! That wasn't your water!
- Nice to meet you. - I'm Mike.