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Ha! 1,107? Really? That's, like, two a week.
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- Shit! - Wait.
So can I please get my nails done?
[yelling]
- Here we go. Cell phone.
You understand what I'm saying--
- 22:00.
Hey, I'd like to go out with a laugh.
Will be put to death by lethal injection.
Well, get the car.
- Ok.
That's a wedding ring. I was gonna propose to you.
- Yes, excuse you.
This is it. This is it.
- Better. Yeah.
To have and to hold till death do you part?
- Where? Where? - This is it.
I think we'll be back before that.
- Good. Good. Good. Williams.
- You all right? Did it warm you up?
- Oh, ok. Um, may I remind you this is my office, so...
[clock ticking]
- Think good thoughts. - Ok.
I think of two lonely birds without a nest
- Yeah. Yeah.
But thank--that is very nice. Thank you.
- Yeah, outside or, you know,
The liquid is a lot like the color of your shirt.
We gonna get rescued. Somebody is gonna come for us.
You know, he'd wait till it'd be real late and stuff then try,