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How do you know all this?
That's not to say we should just be talking.
Still won't come out.
You do?
Lock the door.
And the " sacrificing one life to save the many" argument?
All right. Two down, one to go.
You should never argue with a woman who's here to discuss women.
- Looks like someone got the short straw. - No, I ordered pancakes.
Now you choose yours. What's it gonna be?
Look, Jess, we were never friends.
Tell you what, why don't you stay a while.
I guess I'm not used to unloading on people.
Hey. Am I interrupting?
It's fine. Really, I get it.
We all have our types, don't we?
But maybe it's personal.
All different kinds of loyalty, Sandy. I chose mine.
It seems there's been some complaints about your associate.
- Whoa. - Yeah, whoa.
...but I'm meeting Ashley and Madison later to brainstorm for a prom theme.
Reason and logic don't stand a chance. I understand that.
In fact, I'm all yours.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Put your hands on me now. - Come on, it'll be fun.
- Hey, what's all that? - Little halftime buffet.
What? You gotta take your brother's leftovers?
I wasn't looking for you.
Don't worry, it's just me.
...the more emotionally unavailable you are...
It's called raunchy sex.
Now, I am not a licensed sex therapist, but my father was.
- My God. You didn't have sex, did you? - Are my pancakes ready yet?
No offense, I just don't think you should step into the ring with me.