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to live in a birdcage he built.
Running a movie studio is exhausting.
"wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"
♪ Missed the Saturday dance
Plan a real wedding.
How many years, Dr. Spaceman?
in the best way possible to me.'"
I'll probably die in this job.
No, I'm getting married. Jeez.
without consulting me.
We might as well be married, so...
for someone to own another human being.
Top contributor style
"Let's invite Dennis."
You were playing me.
Look, I'm not happy about this, either.
I did my first ever eye roll.
'cause we're sad.
to have a witness we actually know.
In Riverside Park, where we first met.
phallocentric fairy tale grotesquerie.
I'll get us some witnesses, and then we'll get married,
Would you be able to stay and be our witnesses?
of drawings of vaginas.
- I don't think so, Liz. - Really? So handsome.
He's worth $5, tops.
No, it's not. It's the worst,
and I'm going to put on deodorant,
just like the Hiltons.
The next project is going to be
It's not the most important day of my life.
you invited Dennis.
Ah, why don't you both have a seat?
♪ I've got the string around my finger ♪
wanted by the Yakuza...
So let's go, people. It's my special day.
I hate your idea.
The Moses of Maryland.
Yeah, we're as committed to each other