Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In Arizona, two grand will buy me a castle

Really? Is that what you think I did?

What kind of idiot gives a little kid orange soda?

Thank you for coming in.

like your boss, Jim Dennison...

I realized a long time ago that weddings aren't about love.

If it's positive, awesome. We're having a baby.

Jenna, when I said what you were worth,

You guys are dressed like that 'cause you met at a laundromat

The next item on the agenda is your insurance physical.

"I'll wear my stupid turtleneck."

You know, I just don't care about this stuff.

Yeah, let's do this.

You know who else was married? Ted Bundy.

So tomorrow, Liz Lemon is getting married

Didn't you dream about your wedding?

No, my homie. I can say that, because I'm you.

about attitudes towards marriage changing forever

she'd let it slide if I sat on her hand,

I used to only say stuff like that

For 100 surge points, I got these shades.

I work at the marriage bureau But I’m never getting married

Whatever, just get down to city hall.

Getting my show picked up, or meeting you,

We live together, we love each other.

on splash mountain.

So there's still many ways I could die.