Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't the lights of the city look so damn pretty
How about some information on Maureen Roberts?
Gotta call Kincaid.
based on the Woodsboro and Windsor College murders.
See that metal detector?
are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?
Oh, my God! I'm Angelina Tyler. I'm you! I mean, I'm not.
Shit!
He was making a movie called Stab. He was stabbed.
- Why? - She says I make her feel safe.
Really? Well, would you work for...
about who she's hurting to get it.
And it's called Sarah Gets Skewered Like a Fuckin' Pig!
Look for yourself.
Dew--
- Do you hear something? - Get away from me, you asshole.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just one damn minute. There's a psycho killer on the loose.
- Which one is it? - Come on!
I'm starting to see why Tori Spelling and David Schwimmer didn't want to come back.
of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply.
Yeah, well, actually, we're here to see Sidney.
Why is the killer leaving pictures of-of Maureen?
Do as Mother tells you!
and was later exonerated for the murder of Maureen Prescott, his former lover--
You should talk,Judy Jurgenstern.
Someone wants to kill my movie!
Mother needs to talk to you.
You're so right. Pop culture is the politics ofthe 21 st century.
You know what I mean. But he was there. He or she, or whoever this is.
Piece of shit.
- It's Martha Meeks, Randy's sister. - Randy's sister?
I'm not happy that I am 35 playing a 21-year-old.
So, um, why don't you tell me who you are?
No charges were brought. And the bottom line is...
There's someone here who wants to help.
An ex-con with a trashy talk show? He must've pissed people off every day.
Okay, look, we all know this has something to do with Stab 3.
Sidney? Give Mommy a kiss and we'll make up.
Sure, you didn't. None of them did.
- Stand back! - Dewey!
And he was sent away for it. Maybe there is a third killer.
Andrea, uh, I gotta call you back. Someone's on the other line.
Stab 3 is a closed set. But just up ahead is the old Seinfeld stage.
"Who will survive? Is it Jennifer? Tom? Angelina? Dewey? Gale?
Now, do you have somewhere we can be alone?
Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something...
That's the idea. Psychos can't kill what they can't find.
I'm talking about how much fun it's gonna be to rip your insides out!
- Wake up! - Sidney!
What the hell are you guys getting at? I make horror films, that's what I do.
-No, she's a narcissistic, psycho bitch. -No, she's not.
Please pick up. I wanna make sure you're...
Has there been another goddam rewrite? How the fuck...
Sid, shoot him! Sid!
The president of the studio.
What the hell?
Whoever it is is now taking credit for Maureen Prescott's murder.
Now, you lose.
Cotton, is that you?
And I mean, my boyfriend just died. Why am I showering?
Jennifer!
who said she was with Stab 3.
soon as I thought that I had, more secrets.
I can handle fans! You see this, Dewey?
- It's my room too! - Paul,15 minutes.
Sarah's call didn't come from his cell phone.
- The killer called her. - What? When?
Oh, my God. Maureen Prescott was at the back lot at Sunrise Studios!
- Someone we know? - Where'd you get this?
Living in total isolation, the pressure ofanother movie about you...
I'll call you Mark when you catch the killer, Detective.
- I couldn't say no. I could've been the next Diane Sawyer. - Wait a minute.
I think you have the wrong number.
To be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not.
Gale!
You hurt her, I swear I'll kill you!
with an unexpected back-story and ap reponderance...
right here on 100% Cotton.
I'm in the basement. I'm trapped.
You could save the world
I've got an idea. I'll hook up with you guys later.
Come on. Who is this?
and I don't mind you never returning my calls, but I have to tell you...
-Wow, was that ever powerful journalism. -Right, uh--
- Uh, you left your motor running. - Damn it.
- Stone? - Oh, my God!
Don't do it. If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself...
We need this area cleared, please. Clear it.
My lawyer liked that.
And you want to go traipsing around this gigantic mansion?
last month on me crashing my car?
So it's off to Paris for a week? New York for a month? L.A. forever?