Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dad would be so proud.
-Stop it. -I've got a afro down there, you asshole.
-Hello? -I have your friend.
-He should take some time to process. -I don't need to process.
I used to have shit. Used to blow up all the time. Now nothing.
-Women my age have babies, Shane. -So when's the abortion?
Yeah, I know Celia.
No. I'm not just some kid you can send to his room.
He's the mayor?
You look a little dry there, honey.
What am I signing?
What--? I didn't knock her up.
I just-- I make her so mad sometime--
See? Right here?
You touch nothing in there, animals.
Why don't we make an appointment with a doctor in Ren Mar...
That was humiliating.
My beautiful loaf.
...putting you into a dozen igloo coolers...
It's only a matter of time, Nance.
I need to get a birthday gift for my 18 year-old. Can you help?
-...so do what you what you gotta do. -Are you not listening?
It's like I've been sucked up into the alien craft and I'm being probed.
-Oh, hi, Cesar. -I'm giving you an address.
Oh, and I am? Fuck you.
Fine. I'm doing fine.