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...demanding to talk to you.
That's a six-hour hike, and there are no roads up there.
We are fighting for the souls of workers everywhere.
You are. You get one pube you think you're a grown-up? Just deal.
-Fuck it. Can I have a drink? -You had cancer?
-Is there a national park around here? -Cleveland National Forest.
If Mom doesn't come home, I call her bedroom.
If you're gonna kill me, please do it fast. Like with these guys.
-Someone's kidnapped your mother. -Seriously?
They're gonna saw you open, Mom.
Hello, Shane. Doing your reading?
Hello? Can someone please tell me what's going on?
He stays and I get sent to Oakland? Forget it.
The soil in Mexico is full of paraquat and Mexican sewer poop.
...it's the key to keeping her Mexican boyfriend from murdering us all.