Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I have a secret:

This isn't what I'm meant to do.

We need to stop playing like shit!

I don't wanna hear it. We need to get our shit together!

Space-time continuum?

after asking Keeley where you were and scootin' my boot right over, that is.

Now these next few months might be tricky,

[players chattering]

Exactly as it's supposed to.

Game day suit. I love it.

No, it's impossible.

[chanting continues, faint]

Um, we have an inquiry from AFC Wrexham.

Sorry. It's just this mystery man that I've been talking to on Bantr

but believe me, it will all work out.

Oh, I hate free coffee anyway, always tastes so, um…

You're an asshole.

Where I learned football.

Not now, not ever.

[blows raspberry]

[players murmuring]

that romantic comedies with folks like Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan or, uh,

So, this is my mom and dad's favorite restaurant

-This is like my church. -Oh?

-[growling stops] -Fuck, you're amazing.

than they ever thought they were capable of being.

I'm sorry, Roy,

No, er-- Um, it's, uh, A Taste of Athens in T-Tooting.

See that block of flats?

Maybe you're writing letters to a hung poet.

You don't need to be loud, Nathan. You just need to be commanding.

She does not actually exist, so something's up.

[growling continues]

-Good, right? Cool. -Mm-hmm.

-That's my wife. -Hmm.

But nowadays they play on whatever day they feel like,

So what do you say?

and guess what a bunch of little pricks are gonna go and do out there,

-The dark arts? -No, no.