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Now these next few months might be tricky,
[players chattering]
[blows raspberry]
-Good, right? Cool. -Mm-hmm.
Um, we have an inquiry from AFC Wrexham.
See that block of flats?
We need to stop playing like shit!
[man shouts]
So what do you say?
You don't need to be loud, Nathan. You just need to be commanding.
-That's my wife. -Hmm.
but believe me, it will all work out.
No, er-- Um, it's, uh, A Taste of Athens in T-Tooting.
But I have a secret:
Thank you.
Space-time continuum?
Shoot. Busted.
Nate.
Not now, not ever.
Oh, I hate free coffee anyway, always tastes so, um…
than they ever thought they were capable of being.
[chanting continues, faint]
But nowadays they play on whatever day they feel like,
This isn't what I'm meant to do.
and guess what a bunch of little pricks are gonna go and do out there,
Oh.
Sorry. It's just this mystery man that I've been talking to on Bantr
Sure!
You're an asshole.
Game day suit. I love it.
Maybe you're writing letters to a hung poet.
I don't wanna hear it. We need to get our shit together!
-This is like my church. -Oh?
-The dark arts? -No, no.
Hmm.
[players murmuring]
[chuckles]
-[growling stops] -Fuck, you're amazing.
that romantic comedies with folks like Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan or, uh,
after asking Keeley where you were and scootin' my boot right over, that is.
[growling continues]
Exactly as it's supposed to.
Now you go.
She does not actually exist, so something's up.
Where I learned football.
So, this is my mom and dad's favorite restaurant
No, it's impossible.
I'm sorry, Roy,