Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Dani! Enjoy your free coffee.

Yes, he is. And I need him to check out of there by Saturday.

Sorry, mate, this is as far as I can get ya.

Well, I think we can expect to see a commanding performance from the lad.

Lovely. Wonderful. It's wonderful.

For the collection plate.

-Oh, no, no, no, no. -[sighs]

but I had a pint in my hand and ended up pouring beer all over my head.

being famous seems to have some perks though, right?

This is where I lived.

[crowd cheering]

I've accepted "aubergine" and "snogging", but "piles" I will not abide.

He'll probably have chips for dinner and a wank before bed.

then so can we.

go out there and have some fuckin fun

Nah, he's a wigwam in a tepee right now.

Let's round off the Premier League

Nice work tonight, Coach.

-He's been wanting this saganaki all week. -Ah.

All right, you've gotta give it up for Zellweger.

But it's just not what I was meant to do.

You know, what was your brand?

[inhales deeply]

but that's just 'cause we're going through our dark forest.

-I've gotta get in there. -Do you have a ticket?

Ain't no side-eye like a Roy Kent side-eye.

Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism

I was really good at it.

The same medication that made you piss your pants?

[players shouting, chattering]

You teach a man how to get a table

-You're Roy Kent. -No, I'm not.

Is he your dad?

How do you know my name?

No, but thank you.

Do you think you can make this one post not about Welsh independence?

My father wanted us in the best seats in the house.

-Drew Barrymore? -Mm-hmm.

Thanks, Colin. Oh, wait!

Just stop with the foreplay.

All right. Well, there's a simple solution to that.

usually in some creative field,

Leslie, do you mind me asking,