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I was the only kid in primary school with sciatica.
We play them on Saturday.
Jeff, I have to go.
Mum, Dad. [whistles]
I'm okay with "fanny".
Oh, snap! Hottie alert. Look at this guy. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
They're calling him the Irish Ronaldo. What can we expect today?
-You gotta be kidding me. -[players] Whoo!
Right there.
you know?
I-- I'm just dealing with the terror of knowing what this world is about,
but when she wears a hairnet it looks like puppies are trying to escape from it.
-Makes sense. -Yeah.
And I can't very well ask Isaac to pull himself aside.
I was leaving medical school a week before graduation.
I told you, either you take down my photo or you start giving me free kebabs.
Hello, sir. Can I help you?
I think a fella should only take as long as the tune "Easy Lover"
[gasps] Ah! Hello, Higgins.
Well, Bumbercatch, it is a worldview that reminds us
You got any ideas?
-[sighs] -[driver chuckles]
-Yeah. -That's awfully affectionate.
So your ringtone for your wife is "She's a Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones?
Kinda like all the nipples in that movie, Showgirls.
Mmm, that's a solid negotiation tactic right there.
I enjoy Renée Zellweger and all the Bridget Jones movies.
I find somewhere private, I stand up on my tiptoes,
-Good news. -Oh!
[groans]
-Groupies everywhere? -That's not horrible.
That makes me happy.
We can set aside the table in the corner for you.
And then, uh, "She's a Rainbow" came on and I started playing upright air bass
including, but not limited to, Saturdays,
-[scoffs] Fucking crabby, ain't he? -Heck yeah.
So, you're feeling under pressure?
Sorry, I was waiting for you to ask if-- if I needed anything.
I'll just buy the restaurant.
Excuse me one moment.
but I hear the chatter, people saying there's something wrong with us.
Oh, thank you.
-Payroll. -[clears throat]
I make myself big.
-Mmm. -I mean, her accent is pitch perfect
Fine.
Mmm. Me too. I--
Hey, anyone know what's going on with Isaac?
Oh, 7:30, three people and really wanna make sure we get the window table.