Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a wig, but I don't wanna plant crack on her.

No, regular lady.

Cool, he's the guy, right?

Hi, sheriff's department.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

How you doing, big Mike? Sheriff's department.

You're gonna like this, whoa, whoa!

That's gonna be another five.

Oh, there he is, ba-boom, big Mike.

Wait, wait, wait.

Well, that's abundantly clear.

What on Earth...

Let me get a good look at... you.

and have a cobra strike me right in the face,

He was walking around, and he grabbed this woman's baby,

Okay, next order of business.

That was like some MacGyver ( Bleep ).

Captain of suspicious behavior.

I wish he was a Jew.

Uh, I'm afraid, um,

Man with an animal tattoo.

You gotta be, really, at least like a "b" or "c" cup.

Oh, man, and if he has crack on him...

I'm selling them, I gotta get a refrigerator.

You go on and get you some hair that blends in.

Well, I was looking for... I lost my cell phone, too.