Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This next song is about my dumb ex-boyfriend,
The sound of your leather jackets is excruciating!
Oh, don't listen to them, Big Fat Nips.
Ooooo, look at this lady's legs! oo la la, zoo wee mama!
(balloon pops, "Auld Lang Syne" playing)
Oh, Rupert, I can't believe Taylor Swift
What's a "hater"?
(plays slide note)
Like when you changed "pickle it good"
To the airport, Im headed to Calgary Oh, must have a hot date up there or something
and call 911.
"Name."
Didn't know what it meant.
Thank you, Chris.
a phone and a face?
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
I haven't been this excited
am I about to introduce you to cheese rolling?!
(sports theme plays)
a door-open dook in the bathroom!
Taylor, this is my sister Meg and our dog Brian.
Uh, sorry, if you're neither insane,
(razor buzzing)
We're the Internet police!
I made my own video and posted it.
I feel totally comfortable around you.
♪ I've met the guy that I've been dreaming of ♪
What?!
You poor fool.
(both chatter excitedly)
Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
(fanfare plays)
Actually, Stewie, I changed my mind.
You know, like an old gal?
Wow, look at these comments.
Hey, what's up? I'm just going to Quahog Stadium.
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪