Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You got any cash? - Maybe 20.
That's two tickets.
- What do you need? - Hundreds.
No, I decided I'm gonna go.
- Okay. - You're not gonna get a card.
Yeah, it's tougher than I thought, but hopefully
Oh, thank you, Nat.
Batting for the Atlanta Braves, the catcher, Javy Lopez.
You gonna go out on the street and pick up...
If the subject of baseball comes up, it comes up, that's all.
- I'm getting dizzy just from that. - Yeah yeah, so...
- I'm sorry. - Everybody gets it. Get a colonoscopy!
I asked him to hold my jacket and there was marijuana in the pocket.
- First of all, calm down a little. - Sure.
- Listen... - This is it.
You, wearing that old "Seinfeld" jacket?
Two guys who interviewed me for this golf club.
Uh, have you ever served on a jury before?
She's a friend of Cheryl's.
- I'm coming in. - No no...
That's better. Okay.
settle, everything clean, okay?
Just looking to get my father a little... a little relief.
- Fucked up seats? - You bought me one little hot dog.
- I-I'm sitting all the way up there. - What can l...
You better take your little trying-to-trick-a-bitch ass
Good afternoon, good afternoon.
No, I don't know no Henry Clay. What'd he say?
Oh, that's a joint.
Oh, I know you ain't looking around
- I think that's true. - Mm-hmm.
Are you familiar with Henry Clay?
Get your hands off of me!
- That's fantastic. - All right, you ready to go?
Where did you get these from?
Should we try going to a public course?
- I did come and get you off the hook. - Thanks a million.
Per... you one of them freaky motherfuckers or something?
- Whatever. - Let's just watch the game.
I gotta red snapper that talks to you
Moving on, Your Honor.
Yeah, absolutely. You light it up.