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You want it? It'll cost you 200 Coinye
- Any particular direction? - Just just just please move.
You know what it's saying?
- That's your friend? - We went to the game together.
- That's, uh... - $200 an hour?
It's to honor him.
is when both parties are dissatisfied
- Uh, this is a friend of mine. - Okay, hi!
- Read a fucking book! - You're right, you know everything.
No.
- I don't want you coming in here. - I'm coming in there.
See, actually, I'm not really interested in any sex, per se.
- Yeah. - It's sold out.
You're still asking about the golf tip?
- Let me get you some marijuana. - No, come on.
I'll never make it. I'm just gonna go home.
Create the illusion that we're friends talking here, all right?
"Marty, I know you're still in mourning, but is there any..."
- Yeah. - Yeah.
He would have wanted me to go.
What are you kidding? Oh my God.
- What about your dad's seat? - It's spoken for.
I didn't pick her up for sex. I picked her up so I could use the diamond lane,
so I can get to the stadium on time for the game.
I'm not gonna use the carpool lane by myself.
I've lost five lbs. in two days.
- about the whole 5-wood incident and... - It's forgotten.
I'm going to the game then.
Can you give me a lift, please?
You got some big... oh, you a pimp.