Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a memorial. We used to go to games together.

You got a problem with the seats?

They hate people in the entertainment industry.

And they'll look at the "Seinfeld" jacket

Ball one, all right, three more of those and we force one in.

Boy, look at this.

This is chronic, okay? It's gonna clear your daddy's eyeball problem and shit.

Keep driving around and around.

Pull a tittie out

Is that the judge?

- Thank you, that's so nice of you. - Well, you guys have fun.

I always order the turkey.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SCHWAG - SHWAG.

This is schwag.

- You got $200 on you? - Yes, yes.

- You got a wonderful girl there. - Yeah.

If you'll do it with me.

- This is a joint. - It's a reefer.

You're getting four blowjobs in an hour?

Okay, you're doing fine. Just chill out.

Everybody at Dodger Stadium, from top to bottom,

You have to do it too.

What are you doing, "TV Guide" crossword puzzle?

I gotta pay you back.

- I used to eat here with my dad. - Oh...

- I'll be back. - I'm not playing with you.

By the way, you know,

for your father's glaucoma.

Daddy-o! Hey hey.

Ah, funny. Oh, hey, who do you like in the Dodger game tomorrow night?

- So you do that a couple of times... - Yes yes.

Oh, Mr. Baseball,

- You're gonna love it. - Good, thank you.

Just say this. "Dis chronic is the shiznik."

- Come on, Marty, let me sit there. - I can't let you sit there.

You know you're gonna have to feed me.

Let's not talk about the 5 wood..

This stuff? I can see.

- You got any cash? - I got nothing.