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- I didn't know there was grass in it. - You didn't?
We'll go to my father's house, get some cash,
l-l... I'm really gonna do it.
I don't want the red meat. You're eating the red meat. I don't like that.
I can't take you to the game, Monena.
- can we use your tickets? - It is kind of tacky to do that.
It's gonna be tough, it should be a great game.
We are really zipping along here.
- So late at night, for heaven's sake. - What, I was at the game.
And then...
- You wanna go with me? - No no.
Gei kucken ahfen yam.
Wait wait wait, let me put this away.
Yes, honey, you done picked up the best.
Jesus Christ.
My eyes are closed. I'll sit in the back, do what you want.
He said he was taking somebody to the game.
- I will pull a titty out... - Don't you dare do that.
I'm gonna make this game.
- What you gonna do? - Okay, here's what I'll do.
Where am I gonna put it?
I got you tickets.
This isn't even my jacket!
None of that good shit. We sat up in them fucked up seats way up there.
- and throw you out? - Yeah.
Marty Funkhouser has two season tickets to the Dodgers.
- Thanks, Marty. - Gary Sheffield.
No, and then what are you doing?
I don't have a seat for you.
Now I bought us some popcorn.
Your hand is on it.