Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What...? What are you doing? You can't just...

...How I Met Your Mother and charity work, but we'll see.

I'm just wondering...

You better watch out You better not cry

Nothing about lighter.

Relax. It's not what it looks like.

Gat's coming out

One more thing! Merry Christmas to you...

Ha-ha-ha. So are you!

[HAROLD & KUMAR YELLING]

She bled to death.

No. No, no, no.

Tonight. Christmas Eve.

Tell me what is it about.

- Did you Pledge the banister? - Check.

You've all been waiting for:

- Start talking. - Okay.

I can read your mind.

It's not humanely male?

...by a gang of Korean punks.

I'm so sorry. Wow.

Die, motherfucker!

MR. PEREZ: It's a miracle!

So, what's up with this package?

I don't understand what it is with you people and your trees.

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, it's okay. It's just a couple girlfriends.

This is like Duvalier Dank from October.

What do you say, GUYS?

Are you celebrating a real Christmas or a faux one?!

Cool about the clothes.

Start talking! Now!

...and then stripping and meth and biker boyfriend.

Am I missing something?

HAROLD: I didn't know the nuns all showered in the same room.

NEIL: It'll be tough between...

Oh, wow. And you stunned fans when you said you were gay.

https://x.com/pettuswx/status/2000993341521932787?s=46&t=L99Z0LujD4Qah6g4texq8Q

Any luck with the tree?

- Aah! - Oh, my God.

...I have an appointment to get uncircumcised.

[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

Maybe he fucks up all the time.

I'll take care of the tree. You have a family night in Manhattan.

I love you too.

But this may be the last chance we've got.

WOMAN: Back of the line, tech support!

GRACIE: Excuse me, Neil?

...my daughter...

GOLDSTEIN: For us Christians...

Doesn't explain the gay thing.

For a massage. Heh.

LAMAR: Oh, I got you now.

...the best way to communicate with a child.

MADEA: Who told you that?

It's an investment, really.

- Thank you. - Don't respond to him.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

...be able to make your party.

Probably because they're scared.

[HAROLD GRUNTS]

You are here a little early, right. You didn't go to that bathroom, did you?

Hold on. We'll drop the tree off and then we'll go get you your virgin.

[SINGING] Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Oh. That reminds me. Remember that chick I met on the Internet?

Stop watching me in the bathroom!

I can't... I can't...

Kumar, I really need to talk to you.

Stop for Daddy. Shh, shh! Please!

What? No! Of course not. You could do both.

KUMAR: If I was a tree farmer...

...out there. - No, thanks, Kenneth.

- Baby. Then let's get to it. - Oh!

Here's one we did for Ja Rule. Ha-ha-ha.

...but I'm gonna squirt some lotion on your back in about...

No. When Maria's dad...

Has she seen your dick? Is it bigger than mine?

This here's my partner in crime, Lamar.

When I saw what Harold did for his family tonight...

Yeah, I was gonna say, it looks like you guys got some awesome sconces.

No, don't say do svidaniya.

Oh, this is not good.

Dude, you are not depriving me of this:

You look better. Hi.

- Hello? VANESSA: Kumar?

- I wouldn't say best... Yes. - Yeah. Yep. Besties.

I won't fuck her!

Karate Kid style.

Oh. I guess Timo...

It was like being famous...

...some sort of a warm liquid. I'll spit on it.

Wall Street sucks! Wall Street sucks!

TODD: Unh, ah! Ava!

I can run it again.

I'll be right back. I'm just gonna drop this off.

I already asked him. He said no. He's spending Christmas...

Yeah, realistic, not fucking gay as shit.

BOTH: Thanks, WaffleBot!

Okay, great. Now she's having a bad trip.

...to come to the party.

I'll tell the elves.

Really? A tree farm'?

How do I even know...

I don't smoke any more.

Just walk it off.

I don't know. Hasn't the 3D thing jumped the shark by now?

HAROLD: I can't get her...