Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cagey as shit. Right, boy?
[GROANS THEN YELLS]
How about you cut us out?
TODD: Good idea!
Be cool.
Work with me. Listen.
[MAN WHIMPERING THEN YELLS]
HAROLD: Aw...
Do me a favor.
[HORN HONKING]
Wake up.
My boy here gets cagey during the holidays.
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess you guys haven't heard of it before.
What party?
I promise...
S you. S you.
NIKKI: My last foster mother.
[MARIA CHUCKLES]
Ha, ha. No doubt, WaffleBot
Oh, Daddy, I wanted to spend tonight in the city...
My eyes are all fucked up.
- It's not working. - Fine, I'll pee on it.
BOTH: Daddy.
Straight up. And a glass of rocks on the side.
Oh, look.
Sorry. Say your goodbyes. It'll all be over quick.
- I mean... - You know what? I knew you...
I don't have to be doing this.
...I was baptized, bitch!
What the fuck took so long?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Mm. This is what happens. They get a girlfriend...
Who invited these fucking losers?
[BOTH GRUNT]
No way, dude. Nobody dies while stop motion animated. It's a fact.
[SINGING] The itsy bitsy spider
[CROWD CHEERING]
[ALL GASP]
- Oh, fuck! - Okay, we need...
And guess what. Next week...
Not again. Oh, my God. This happens every goddamn time.
This stuff?
- You're coming with me. - No can do, man.
HAROLD: Oh, my God!
It's just the weekend.
Merry Christmas, Harold.
...everything faded away.
[SCREAMS]
Who gives a shit what your father-in-law thinks?
Jesus Christ. That's me. I'm Jesus Christ, Neil.
Oh, it's just a work...
Fuck!
Ouch.
...it will be worth the wait.
They serve pancakes...
I give a shit what my father-in-law thinks. You wouldn't understand.
The back room that the priests are guarding. Am I going too fast?
It's about fucking time, Roldy.
I know. I don't know why I didn't.
BOTH: WaffleBot!
Tonight, we're decorating the tree.
HAROLD: Neil, listen.
Christmas tree! Christmas tree!
Hello?
at first
Hey, speaking of guests
Tell you what, we'll play you for it.
Kumar?
I do love...
Smush my pussy!
She's the raper.
WAFFLEBOT: Kumar.
People lose half their friends every seven years.
Yeah. Tell that to Snoop's kids.
Oh, God.
It really hurts. You're digging your nails into it! Aah!
A lifesaver.
Yo, yo, yo!
Roldy, the kid is acknowledging the error of his ways. Respect that.
In Texas.
They stabbed her multiple times.
- Great. Let's go. - Okay.
Yes, it is. You have ruined Christmas.
HAROLD: She caught your eye, huh? Ha, ha.
Battery low
This is a Sharp...
- A beer sounds great. HAROLD: Awesome.
...poured that holy water over me...
[GRUNTS]
- Oh. Our clothes. - Oh.
[CREATURE GROWLING]
It's a miracle.
This is the best 3D you've ever seen.
Won't be a party unless you're there.
Give it to me. Come on, David, give me the stuff. Give me the sugar.
Because when they get here...
The Gu-Ga... The Wu-Gang Band?
My daughter's in there!
It's a bit of an emergency.
- It's magnificent. ADRIAN: I'll make you a deal.
Let me die in peace!
- I'll take it. - Oh. Hello, gentlemen.
I saw this in a movie, man.
I'm not driving for nothing.
...made parole.
We gotta give her more blow.
I'm more fun to hang out with than Todd
Fa-la-la, la-Ia-la, la-la-la
Oh. Oh, you're not gonna make it...
WAFFLEBOT I love you.
[ALL GASP]
- Why not Yuri and Gustav, kill them? - He means both.
( MOCKING )
[SCRATCHES]
I just...
HAROLD: Push harder, dude!
MALL SANTA: Oh, ha, ha. Well, I'll definitely be getting you that bicycle.
God bless us, everyone!
You said gasoline, Orbits and coffee.
[NEIL SIGHS]
And I'm a terrible dancer.
That we had sex too well too often.
What the hell...?
...make it to his party tomorrow.
Was it drugs? Was it semen?
Bye-bye, sweet pea.
Todd and Ava. I totally forgot about them.
[IN SPANISH]
...which at a buck a dump, comes out to be 40 bucks.
Why won't they?
Holy shit!
I haven't lived there for so long.
...that the baby's mine?
[SCREAMING]
asdasdasdsa adada
And then...
Now, look, I understand that you guys have your issues, okay?
At all.
Er... No.
Oh, mints!
I can't believe you brought the tree. Ha-ha-ha.
I can't believe it's happening.
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta go get this tree.