Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They serve pancakes...
It's a miracle.
Who gives a shit what your father-in-law thinks?
The Gu-Ga... The Wu-Gang Band?
I haven't lived there for so long.
- It's not working. - Fine, I'll pee on it.
I can't believe you brought the tree. Ha-ha-ha.
What the hell...?
Cagey as shit. Right, boy?
at first
Do me a favor.
Christmas tree! Christmas tree!
[SCRATCHES]
God bless us, everyone!
Fuck!
[SCREAMS]
That we had sex too well too often.
I just...
They stabbed her multiple times.
And then...
[GROANS THEN YELLS]
Ha, ha. No doubt, WaffleBot
asdasdasdsa adada
- I'll take it. - Oh. Hello, gentlemen.
HAROLD: Oh, my God!
- It's magnificent. ADRIAN: I'll make you a deal.
Tonight, we're decorating the tree.
NIKKI: My last foster mother.
Oh, Daddy, I wanted to spend tonight in the city...
People lose half their friends every seven years.
TODD: Good idea!
And I'm a terrible dancer.
Battery low
[IN SPANISH]
- Oh. Our clothes. - Oh.
We gotta give her more blow.
A lifesaver.
HAROLD: Neil, listen.
I promise...
My eyes are all fucked up.
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess you guys haven't heard of it before.
HAROLD: Aw...
Kumar?
Work with me. Listen.
( MOCKING )
Jesus Christ. That's me. I'm Jesus Christ, Neil.
[BOTH GRUNT]
And guess what. Next week...
Oh, mints!
I give a shit what my father-in-law thinks. You wouldn't understand.
I don't have to be doing this.
Hey, speaking of guests
Ouch.
Smush my pussy!
[MAN WHIMPERING THEN YELLS]
Sorry. Say your goodbyes. It'll all be over quick.
What the fuck took so long?
My daughter's in there!
Bye-bye, sweet pea.
Let me die in peace!
My boy here gets cagey during the holidays.
Oh, God.
Todd and Ava. I totally forgot about them.
Who invited these fucking losers?
Roldy, the kid is acknowledging the error of his ways. Respect that.
Now, look, I understand that you guys have your issues, okay?
What party?
[NEIL SIGHS]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I can't believe it's happening.
Tell you what, we'll play you for it.
I know. I don't know why I didn't.
- A beer sounds great. HAROLD: Awesome.
The back room that the priests are guarding. Am I going too fast?
This is the best 3D you've ever seen.
At all.
MALL SANTA: Oh, ha, ha. Well, I'll definitely be getting you that bicycle.
...that the baby's mine?
WAFFLEBOT: Kumar.
[CREATURE GROWLING]
S you. S you.
Merry Christmas, Harold.
...it will be worth the wait.
I do love...
Hello?
I'm not driving for nothing.
This stuff?
Holy shit!
Wake up.
Mm. This is what happens. They get a girlfriend...
She's the raper.
- I mean... - You know what? I knew you...
[ALL GASP]
It's a bit of an emergency.
Oh, look.
How about you cut us out?
...everything faded away.
HAROLD: She caught your eye, huh? Ha, ha.
Give it to me. Come on, David, give me the stuff. Give me the sugar.
- Why not Yuri and Gustav, kill them? - He means both.
BOTH: Daddy.
Not again. Oh, my God. This happens every goddamn time.
WAFFLEBOT I love you.
This is a Sharp...
...made parole.
[MARIA CHUCKLES]
Yeah. Tell that to Snoop's kids.
Yo, yo, yo!
- Oh, fuck! - Okay, we need...
[SCREAMING]
Because when they get here...
It's just the weekend.
I'm more fun to hang out with than Todd
Was it drugs? Was it semen?
...which at a buck a dump, comes out to be 40 bucks.
Fa-la-la, la-Ia-la, la-la-la
...make it to his party tomorrow.
[GRUNTS]
In Texas.
Oh. Oh, you're not gonna make it...
Oh, it's just a work...
Yes, it is. You have ruined Christmas.
I saw this in a movie, man.
You said gasoline, Orbits and coffee.
...poured that holy water over me...
It's about fucking time, Roldy.
[HORN HONKING]
It really hurts. You're digging your nails into it! Aah!
[CROWD CHEERING]
No way, dude. Nobody dies while stop motion animated. It's a fact.
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta go get this tree.
Won't be a party unless you're there.
[ALL GASP]
- You're coming with me. - No can do, man.
Be cool.
...I was baptized, bitch!
BOTH: WaffleBot!
Er... No.
HAROLD: Push harder, dude!
- Great. Let's go. - Okay.
Why won't they?
Straight up. And a glass of rocks on the side.
[SINGING] The itsy bitsy spider